Why can't I get these tickets from the Police!

"AdverseMartyr" (ewilliamson) 01/02/2015 at 15:18 • Filed to: None

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This restores some faith in the police.

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JGrabowMSt > AdverseMartyr 01/02/2015 at 15:24

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Dear lord someone needs to get back to dusting on a daily basis here.

Dust, dust everywhere.

ACESandEIGHTS > AdverseMartyr 01/02/2015 at 15:24

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The Police are over, man. If you want silly British sugar pop, you have all kinds not limited to Seal, but even evolved into the 21st Century, e.g. Charli Xcx.

But if you're really really into harmless white people/ whitebread reggae, it continues to pop up occasionally. There's the Samples... Matisyahu... Bruno Mars...

Tohru > AdverseMartyr 01/02/2015 at 15:26

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Wisconsin, fuck yeah!

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > ACESandEIGHTS 01/02/2015 at 15:34

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Wut?

EL_ULY > AdverseMartyr 01/02/2015 at 15:34

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sooo many onions getting sliced at work right now.... yeah that's it! :']

McMike > AdverseMartyr 01/02/2015 at 15:41

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If anyone wants to do this, jump on it now. The opinion of police is kind of in the crapper right now, and I'm sure the department PR would be all over shit like this.

Steve in Manhattan > ACESandEIGHTS 01/02/2015 at 15:42

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Damn - you beat me to it!

ACESandEIGHTS > Steve in Manhattan 01/02/2015 at 15:48

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At least someone got it! I felt Henny Youngman-old for a second. No, Buster Keaton -old. Dying is easy, Steve, believe it. Take this thread...

wait for it...

PLEASE

Steve in Manhattan > ACESandEIGHTS 01/02/2015 at 15:53

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Visited my sister mid-July and found myself trying to explain a Get Smart reference to my niece. Gave up. We are officially old.

AdverseMartyr > ACESandEIGHTS 01/02/2015 at 15:56

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SIGH... I suppose I deserve that.

I feel I should tell you that living in Hawaii a like of Bruno Mars is required, or at least it is not allowed to dislike him.

ACESandEIGHTS > AdverseMartyr 01/02/2015 at 16:09

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Hehehe, thanks for being a good sport about it.

ACESandEIGHTS > Steve in Manhattan 01/02/2015 at 16:12

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That cracked me up. I can picture it.

You see... "Missed it by THAT much" is from... yeah, never mind. Enjoy your new iPad.

My kids were watching Inspector Gadget once and I thought... nah, I'm not even going to try to explain the inspiration here.

Steve in Manhattan > ACESandEIGHTS 01/02/2015 at 16:20

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That was exactly the phrase. Or say "I know no-thing!"

ACESandEIGHTS > Steve in Manhattan 01/02/2015 at 16:26

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Dad humor. It's an acquired taste. By the time you start to appreciate it rather than be annoyed, the student has become the master and voila you're annoying people. Haha. I think I'm going home, having a drink tonight and busting out awful puns and bad references. Inspired by Steve.

First stop: rework the lyrics to Send in the Clowns while mixing my gin & tonic.

Steve in Manhattan > ACESandEIGHTS 01/02/2015 at 16:47

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My vodka tonic is mixed.

Dusty Ventures > JGrabowMSt 01/02/2015 at 17:16

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Seriously, the maid is clearly not doing a good job around here.

JGrabowMSt > Dusty Ventures 01/02/2015 at 17:20

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Nibbles makes the biggest messes, I vote him for Oppo Maid of 2015.